Renaissance Men Presents #DieCinemaDie: Santa With Muscles (1996).
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all thro' the house,
The boys watched a movie, made them vom in the mouth;
Hogans acting was awful, the worst that they'd seen,
So bad that it was, Stu carved out his spleen.
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